everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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