There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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