Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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