I'm drive I can fine osifer
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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