Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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