im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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