i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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