Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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