We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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