Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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