So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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