Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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