we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
