I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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