New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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