i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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