I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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