i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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