I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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