The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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