Whatcha textin bout Willis?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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