Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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