David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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