i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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