I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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