All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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