I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
