Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
