you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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