You're completely useless in the revolution.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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