Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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