So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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