So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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