I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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