I would go down on you faster than GM stock
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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