it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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