Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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