i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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