we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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