everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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