Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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