Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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