i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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