saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Sponge bath it is.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Randomize
