they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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