Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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