what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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