yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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