last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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