my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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