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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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