Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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