Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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